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Funny Love Quotes | Love Sayings | Best Short Quotes

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funny love quotes

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. – Oscar Wilde

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cute funny love quotes

I love you like a fat kid loves cake. – Scott Adams

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funny cute love quotes

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. – Richard Jeni

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cute and funny love quotes

Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on – Billie Holiday

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funny but cute love quotes

Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop. – 30 Rock

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funny cute quotes love

It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. – Lucille Ball

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funny love quotes and sayings

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford

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funny love quotes sayings

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. – Natasha Leggero

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love sayings and quotes

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. – George Carlin

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I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. – Unknown

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loving sayings

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time. – Honore De Balzac

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love funny quotes and sayings

I love you and it’s getting worse. – Joseph E. Morris

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funny love quotes and sayings for her

You call it madness, but I call it love. – Don Byas

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love and sayings

Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. – Mae West

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love is funny quotes and sayings

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. – Oscar Wilde

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funny sayings love

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. – Woody Allen

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funny sayings on love

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love – Albert Einstein

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love quotes & sayings

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. – Jules Renard

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funny quotes and sayings about love

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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funny love you sayings

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles Schulz

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love is sayings and quotes

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. – Lynda Barry

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love funny sayings

A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.- Plato

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love sayings funny

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick. – Mary Wilson

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loving you sayings

People should fall in love with their eyes closed. – Andy Warhol

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couples in love sayings

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns

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about love sayings

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed. – Laurell K. Hamilton

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love sayings for couples

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? – Jean Illsley Clarke

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best sayings for love

Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life. – Unknown

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love is like sayings

Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. – Nicholas Sparks

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love hurt sayings

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. – Albert Einstein

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the best sayings about love

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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saying about love and relationship

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? – Anonymous

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quotes or sayings about love

Love is being stupid together. – Paul Valery

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we love you sayings

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. – W. Somerset Maugham

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quotes and sayings on love

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. – Hussein Nishah

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short funny love quotes

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people – Jarod Kintz

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very funny short quotes

Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. – Leo Buscaglia

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funny short quotes about love

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. – Pearl Bailey

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short very funny quotes

The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you. – Markus Zusak

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famous funny love quotes

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. – Unknown

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famous funny quotes

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. – Unknown

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famous quotes funny

If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes. – Chuck Palahniuk

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famous funny quotes about marriage

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. – Russell Brand

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famous quotes about marriage funny

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. – Charlie Brown

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funny short famous quotes

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. – Franklin P. Jones

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best funny love quotes

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. – Lemony Snicket

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best funny quotes about love

It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.   –  Eric Hoffer

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best love funny quotes

Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce

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best loving couples

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope

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cute funny love quotes

You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash. – Jarod Kintz

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funny cute love quotes

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. – Jerry Seinfield

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cute and funny love quotes

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. – G.K. Chesterton

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funny but cute love quotes

Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. – Miss Piggy

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funny cute quotes love

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone. Jarod Kintz

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funny love quotes and sayings

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared! – Anonymous

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funny love quotes sayings

When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor. – Anonymous

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love sayings and quotes

In the morning I can’t eat, I’m thinking of you. In the evening I can’t eat, I’m thinking of you. In the night I can’t sleep.. I’m so hungry! – Anonymous

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funny love quotes and sayings for him

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected! – Anonymous

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loving sayings

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I’d just love to punch right in the face! – Anonymous

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love funny quotes and sayings

People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. – Anonymous

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funny love quotes and sayings for her

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? – Anonymous

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love and sayings

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Anonymous

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love is funny quotes and sayings

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. – Anonymous

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famous funny love quotes

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. – Albert Einstein

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famous funny quotes

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East

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funny love quotes

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you’re holding is a half eaten sandwich. – Violet Matters

Love Sayings
Love Sayings

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else? – Anonymous

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funny love quotes and sayings

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. – Anonymous

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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

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love sayings funny

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. – Lemony Snicket

 

 

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